Get a little bit closer.

November 2011

Gonna go eat candy and be happy.
text ittt 

Oct 31, 2011

lolslfolololodlgolae34llol ell ohsdgf ellll

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October 2011

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Can you squirt?

what the fuuuuuuuuuck.
um idk. no? 

Oct 31, 2011

I just told my mom to get in the kitchen and make my dinner.
She gave me the death glair and now I’m scared. 

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fave sex position ?

idk names. ha.
but being on top is always fun. 

Oct 31, 2011

Do you do it doggystyle?

ell oh ell.
I don’t like it, no. ha. 

Oct 31, 2011

CANDY

My favorite thing in the whole wide world<3

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“Are you fucking racist?! I’m a fucking golfer. Just because I’m black doesn’t mean I’m dressed up as Tiger Woods”

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time.

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Did you sing "I just had sex" after you had sex?

I have before, yes xD

Oct 31, 2011

I just want candy.

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So I saw all my final grades and I got a better GPA than I thought I would get.
My dad’s happy with it, which means I’m really happy with it. 

Oct 31, 2011

#yay for not being grounded #yeeeeeeey